I'm evil Immanuel Kant!
I take whatever I want!
Whatever the moral law declares I ought to do, I shan't!

I used to preach of ethics
And the sanctity of will
But now I roam the land by night
And stalk and maim and kill!

I'm evil Immanuel Kant!
I do whatever I want!
Whatever the moral law declares I ought to do, I shan't!

I follow baser instincts
Without pausing to reflect
Categorical imperatives
I categorically reject!

I'm evil Immanuel Kant!
I kill whomever I want!
Whatever the moral law declares I ought to do, I shan't!

I turn on those who trust me
And abandon those who love me
And just one thing impresses me:
The starry sky above me!

I'm evil Immanuel Kant!
I take whatever I want!
Whatever the moral law declares I ought to do...
I shan't!