Thales! Thales! He never failes!
To fight him is to no availes!

Bring out your buckets and your pailes!
For all is water - so says Thales!

Thales! Thales! From Greece he hailes!
So awesome that the mind just quailes!

Bring out your dolphins and your whales!
For all is water - so says Thales!

Thales! Thales! Gets all the females!
In disputations he prevailes!

Bring out your paddles and your sailes!
For all is water - so says Thales!